He forgot your anniversary?
BURN HIM!
Ok, just kidding. Don’t burn him. At least not severely. Instead, buy him a Remember Ring™!
It will warm up every year before your anniversary, reminding him that yes, he started wearing jewelry for a very important reason.
I know that a product like this shouldn’t be necessary, and for many men it isn’t. But if you’re reading this, you probably you didn’t marry “many men” (I hope), you married one who is very focussed and single minded. I know the type, because I myself am very focussed and single minded. My wife prefers the term “Oblivious” which I’m pretty sure means the same thing.
If you married (or are about to marry) someone who:
• Has demonstrated their keen ability to focus on things OTHER than your anniversary-ON your anniversary
• You SUSPECT, MIGHT, MAYBE forget important days in the future
Save yourself the emotional trauma, and him the physical trauma, and buy him a Remember Ring™.
He’ll thank you every year.
